We Are Cooked Classic Tee

We Are Cooked Classic Tee
You didn't come here for hope. Good, because we're not selling any.
The We Are Cooked classic tee is for the ones who looked at the situation and nodded. No panic, no denial. Just a shirt. Made from 100% recycled polyester and ring-spun cotton, because if the world's going down, it might as well go down sustainably.
Four-point-two ounces of lightweight fabric that doesn't cling, doesn't fuss, doesn't pretend. Unisex regular fit with side-seamed construction so it actually sits right on a human body, which at this point feels like a small miracle. Thirty-two singles for a feel that's soft enough to wear through whatever comes next.
Recycled content certified under the Global Recycled Standard (GRS). Blank sourced from Nicaragua. Because accountability matters, even now. Especially now.
The specs, since you asked:

65% recycled polyester, 35% recycled Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
32 singles
Unisex sizing, regular fit
Side-seamed construction
GRS certified recycled content
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua

We are so cooked. The shirt, however, is fine.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!